Eponymous

Did you know that 'whiskey' with an 'e' and 'whisky' without one are really two different things? The latter refers to a beverage from Scotland, and the former to imitations from elsewhere. I am quite sure I read that somewhere. Balvenie, there's a good one. So good they call it 'The Balvenie'. Tastes like sherry filtered through sod. It is poured liberally into the glass, sniffed by the nose, the eyes ogled, and inserted thusly into the face. A case of the twelve year costs six and a quarter hundred dollars and is an investment that consoles as one depreciates it.